She underlines the f*ck scenes for you? Jesus! If she underlines the f*ck scenes for you, she must worship the ground you walk on.
– Reg Dunlop shares a bit of relationship insight (Slapshot)
Rest in peace, Paul. You lived life with dignity, class, and a smile. You will be sorely missed.
“I owe you a hairspray.”
– Debby buys a can of Aqua Net for her bff, Beth (Hysterical Blindness)
“What is your nationality?”
“I’m a drunkard.”
“That makes Rick a citizen of the world.”
– Nazi Major Strasser and Captain Renault discuss Rick’s political loyalties (Casablanca)
The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to bone her.
– Lloyd Christmas, describing deep true love (Dumb & Dumber)
Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were goin’ all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole f—ing program.
— Captain Williard, after Chef encounters a tiger in the jungle and screams that one should never get out of the boat (Apocalypse Now)
“F*** you, f*** you, f*** you…you’re cool…and f*** you, I’m out!”
— Scarface quits his job (“Half Baked”)