Random joke email

This was in my mail this morning, along with the usual haul of angel & kitten chain-mails and Viagra offers. I thought it was kinda chuckle-worthy.  …Shut up! This is the best I can do at 8 in the morning without a second cup of coffee.  

2008 Democratic Convention Agenda  

7:00 pm – Opening flag burning  

7:20 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast  

7:25 pm – Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton  

7:45 pm – Ceremonial tree hugging  

7:55 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast  

8:00 pm – How I Invented the Internet – Al Gore   

8:35 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast  

8:40 pm – Our Troops are War Criminals – John Kerry  

9:00 pm – Saddam Memorial Rally – Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon  

11:00 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast  

11:05 pm – Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund – Barbara Streisand  

11:15 pm – Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay – Sean Penn  

11:30 pm – Oval Office Affairs – William Jefferson Clinton  

11:45 pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast  

11:50 pm – How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers – Howard Dean & Rosie O’Donnell  

12:15 am – ‘Truth in Broadcasting Award’ – Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore  

12:25 am – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast  

12:30 am –  Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad  

12:45 am –  Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi  

12:50 am –  Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of ‘the great Satan’, ‘W’ Bush  

1:00 am –  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the Republican Party.  

1:05 am –  Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton  

1:30 am –  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast  

1:35 am –  Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

(Thanks, Loly!)

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